general

Because broccoli is ass

Broccoli is great

Just steam it and top it with butter and cheese

Asparagus is the only palatable green

Or you can do it fancier ways

Don’t put cheese on it

If you do salad, don't use store-bought dressings

You’ll get botulism

Try eating some salmon/sardines/mackerel

Heart healthy fats

Okay you don’t have to do that

Double down

eat only mcdonalds

Rusp, I'll strangle you

either your heart gives out or it gets stronger

It’s reverse psychology

Also the odds of max liking sardines is 0

I like em

You can mash them up with some mustard

Yes but do your meals consist of pepperoni or a toddlers portion of nuggets

I'd advise against mayo if you're using the generic store-brand shit

I’m sure max is taking all this to heart

Is that right Max

just eat normal food

Max is sitting there dead

And we’re giving her advice on how to live

What a great tribute

the nigga at the bottom really ties the whole thing together

Do we have to make one of these for max

But we make her as a dog

Thank you, I took great care in including it

!!!

If max dies we should make her a stuffed doll

She's already a bitch

and she can live in spookies house

I was onboard until you said that

I do not want to live with max

I wasn't until you said that

I don’t either

oh god

But I don’t want to see max covered in hot glue

Hey

taxidermied onaholes

spooky would just bring her around when he came to meet any of us

I

Also god says to bury the dead

he could take carpool lanes

everyone wins

We have to bury her for god

We’re also supposed to visit the sick

bury her *in Japan

Spooky go visit her

Do God’s work

I still agree with spooky

we should take you and max and try to build one normal human

Why don’t we skin her and make her into a rug

we could possibly build two lolis with the amount of material you two have

and we could each have one

um Pika.... we'd only have one of the mist important parts

one of the """lolis"""

do not worry about the details

would be pretty gay

that is a good question

if a loli is built out of half a man, is it gay

it would stand to reason that it's 50% gay

but women are gay

That’s 150% gay

^^^

i see

Max lives right near this children's science center/museum

We should look into donating her body

Oh god that reminded me about a story

she can be groped by lolis for all eternity

so my family went to go visit my great grandma, and we were dicking around the town. We stumble across a 'science center' so we went in

it was a christian 'science center'

was funny

dicking the town? sipsMonkaSips

Woah woah woah