general

i might have read it then

no like

i remember magic mattering

the stuff remaining

it matters twice

it came out while i was still in high school so i might have read it

holy fuck

Miscegenation

i forgot how autistic the ending is

Holly Short

what the fuck

Yeah

Everyone in that area, including the spirits, immediately go to heaven, excluding Artemis, whose humanity and sheer willpower enables him to stay on earth. 6 months later, with the saliva that Artemis produced when he kissed Holly, they extract his DNA and make a clone of Artemis Fowl, which is then taken to the now overgrown gate. Artemis's spirit then takes control of the clone and he is alive once more.

gent

no one cares

oh i read that

Well leg said

its fucking a childrens book from

2012

God

i definitely read that

ah

How could you be so disrespectful

then you read the final book

also isn't she

a lot older than him

A lot

Yes

she's like

80?

or 800

I think 80

It's like your anime tropes

no?

Tiny but magical and 100 year old

artemis doesn't even get the time loop to change his personality, so that reset is retarded plotwise

she has adult porpotions though

iirc

just short

i always saw her as a midget

No, midgets have disproportionate heads

the commander

Complete abominations

right eragon

got a bad movie too

all these books just get fucked

So strange to see all these pics of the graphic novel

they cut out one of the most important characters in the entire series

who

Angela

i didn't watch it, just read some stuff

oh

actually one of the top 5 most important characters

Eragon is such a good bad series

It says she was in the movie

Got me really into fantasy

maybe she is, just definitely not to the extent of the books

i don't remember that attrocity

This is not at all how I pictured her

arya is a redhead instead of an asian like the book describes her as

I thought she was more....weird....and ragged

this is definitely black hair and slanted eyes

Asian?

arya is supposed to be dark haired and have slanted eyes iirc

this scene makes no sense and I don't remember it at all

It doesn't make sense to me for an elf to be asian

asian but green eyes

Colored eyes are a whitemin thing

matching her dragon

Which she didn't get until the very very end

and decided to be queen instead of a dragon rider despite hating royalty

And saphira already wanted to fuck it despite it being less than a year old

she needed to make babies fast

The dragon growth thing is a bit silly

isn't it just infusing energy into them makes them grow faster?

so an elf would be able to grow them faster

i hope there's Urgal riders in book 5