general

And the goblin king scene is dragged out

its horrible, watch it

i

The cave where gollum and bilbo meet is very easy to see in

rather just not waste my time

They make the fight scenes excessively goofy

legolas can fly

So remember the part where they encounter the trolls in the forest?

yes

i remember that clearly

They throw a short skirmish to liven things up for the movie

why

Where all the dwarves band together and fight them

But they make it really child-like

bilbos's classic stealth scene #1 and its a brawl

The trolls go "OWIE" and getting slashed with fucking swords

lmao

One of the dwarves uses a slingshot

There's a part where, the entire gang falls all the way down the goblin mineshafts

lol

oh hey

speaking of good books being turned into bad movies

did the artemis fowl movie come out yet

2020

Says it's may 29 next year

hk

hm*

it's disney too huh

fucking rip

Overweight black butler

any book i read as a kis gets destroyed

Who uses a bow and arrow

long line of skilled butlers

Not a sig sauer

black btw

the first two books in one movie

wait really?

is the second the one where the girl gets her finger cut off?

i don't remember the order

Koboi was her name, right

Yeah

but not their order

WEINSTEIN

he gets magic at a point

Opal koboi appears next, then there's the one where butler gets nerfed

he loses the magic immediately

doesn't he

keep a tiny bit though

like the smallest fraction inside of hin

him*

maybe

might have been related to the time travel

i feel like that's an important plot point

that story got so convoluted

i read up to the book after the time loop

to be fair

the first book, time one (sixth?) and the final one? are all that matter tbh

all the demon related ones seemed important

Well, there's the one where mr mentor gets killed

5th

i was close

oh actually

Artemis got his mind wiped, setting the plot for the next book

i was really only one book away from completing the series

looking over the plot

maybe i should reread it

the second book makes sense to make a movie out of with the first

arctic is where she loses the finger

also leg, the final book is where the tiny bit of magic matters

so that's why you don't remember it

i might have read it then

no like

i remember magic mattering

the stuff remaining

it matters twice

it came out while i was still in high school so i might have read it

holy fuck

Miscegenation

i forgot how autistic the ending is

Holly Short