general

I'll use that original then

I have already signed that

Time to commit identity theft

oh boy

well

"sign"

i wrote

MAXAKITO

I hope you know Max, at this point "Max Akito" is as real a person as "Max Golmuka" is

ok

you wrote

"Spooky"

perfect

can i just post it inchat

no

ok

It's got to be a suprise

when I show up at their doors

the top is a little wrinkled btw

from being in my backpack

for months

Call it what it is

your bag of holding

i just realised ive hit the start of really becoming a weeb

>weeb stickers >got gifted a manga >buying LNs

you're fucked

its not too late to change your ways!

You're just mantaining your place atop the weeb tier list

I was dangerously close to passing you at one point

but you've added some distance again

Wow you’re a weeb

No way

Colour me surprised

to be fair spooky

you still have more merch than me

but i for sure consume a way larger dose

Oh, you meant anime

spooky watchs a lot more anime than me

and has in the past

i have not watched much anime actually

What do you call someone who watches a lot of American Television

Boomer

Bruh

Did you hear about the woman winning the sports thing

I did

I want sports people in my geographic region to win

Haha

I get it

?

Because like all the people say

I want my team to win

Like I say

I want the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl

Broooooowns

And you took a creative little spin on it and said

the thing

See, I would be completely fine with rooting for your own team if the players had any amount of loyalty

in vague terms

It only makes sense regarding people like tom brady in the patriots

Fucking drafts, such a stupid idea

n word

Hey do you ever like

Read messages you sent a few months ago

And think

Boy

"Why did I send that?"

I was much funnier back then

Oh

Uh

Yeah, sure

My humor is degrading

The creativity well runs dry sometimes

It’s dying

If you can't say something funny, don't say anything at all

Something funny

Become coestar

thats why i never talk 😃

Shut up connor

Jesus christ, this guy

But I feel like I need to be funny to have friends