general

same joke gent

They'll find you

lel

They have huge fucking ears

And you'll be feeling that BBC something fierce

I was typing it first

""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""

But I had to check what it stood for

lol

xddd

>buy an orange soda >give her a 5 dollar bill >get one dollar back and some change >actually do not care but think she cheated me >count up the change >she gave me enough

thats what i get for being a pessimist

good job random cashier

Now that’s interesting

indeed

Why did you think you were cheated in the first place

i only got 1 usd back

and i paid for the soda with 5

$3 soda

America is doomed

i wish

she just gave me

a bunch of quarters

was like 1.50~

oh, ok

that's better

(I guess)

i was just confused

why i got quarters

there was for sure more ones in the register

i saw them

should have paid with a $20

then you would have gotten SO MANY quarters

i wasnt even

gonna get a soda

but i havent had an orange soda in months

That’s almost as interesting as my story

That I will never tell

this is the weakest history of speedruns video from Summoning Salt

I am at mario kart 7 atm

"an enhanced port of the game for the switch"

oof

Aw, really?

Tfw you’re in New York and you’re watching the fireworks on TV

The New York ones

Now this is epic

Both New York’s should be NYC

Did you watch the Maxy ones in-person Rusp?

*Macy's

Nope

I didn’t watch any of this shit in person

That was a good steak

Ah the joys of the 4th of July.

My dogs are barking at the fireworks

My dad is screaming at the fireworks, damn nam ptsd

All my dad talked about this week is how much he hates blacks and gays

invite him to the discord

he will fit right in

He’s a q boomer

thats fine

Also he thought that steam was a virus

It kinda is if you think about i

Yeah

It leeches your money

You download it and it d...

yes that

But only if you’re retarded

So just like a regular virus really

steam is more of an indian scam than a virus

Also my dad thinks anyone who doesn’t or hasn’t played sports in their life is a waste of space

define playing sports

Play a high school sport

define that I took gym in grade 9

Play on a varsity team

welp I am a waste of space

Yeah

He’s a very

Interesting