general

she's a shapeshifter

I'm going to now genetically enginer you the perfect girlfriend

and then have them catfish you

Amazing

I can save you time max

He's already been catfished

sohave you umbreon

his perfect girlfriend is 500 pounds and uploads videos of her eating cheeseburgers

no

luckily thats easy to find and it wouldn't be surprising if Max or Brooke fit it

prove it

u sent me ur dick

lmaooo

oooooo fucckkkkkkkkk

That's right, Daniel.

my whole 2 pixels

I'm going to now catfish Logan.

my lifeblood

Max please

?

No more

of

How many must you catfish before you’re satisfied?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

its not even the money aspect

as ive

Unlimited

never profited

Amounts

from catfishing

Listen max

if anything ive only lost!

You probably fit at least 1 of those criteria

uhh

i do

So don’t go

fit a few

conour if you do not post you are going to give me an aneurism. You cannot start typing then not post

Catfishing me

I personally prefer noodling

she'll take your career

and your wife

What career

What wife

in the future

i dont think

id want to catfish rusp

it wouldnt be as fun

oh

ok

all clear rusp

Thank god

My personality is anti-catfish

what's your ideal man Dan?

Rusp

you seem like the guy

to online date a girl

and buy her things

there you go leg

That’s a roundabout way to call me nice!

that sounds like dan max

no

Thank you Max!

i've only bought max 200$ worth!

oh

oh

wait

Well he online dated a girl already

yeah retard

exactly

I never bought her anything

And gave her nothing

Though I guess she didn’t ask

Relationships are actually just gay tbh

ive never profited from them

Not even attention for a few years

im currently

net -50

in relationship cash