general

hair color?

Brunette

no you want black irises actually

>implying id do that

too scary

poke your eyes

breast size?

negative B

I’d say like

HHH

A-D

Wide range

incredible

what about height

2 inches

leg

youre talking about a fetus

Under 5”10

7ft She needs to be able to defend the village

good choice garbage

taller than rusp still

She needs to have GIANT MUSCLES

rusp what about her foot size

But really it’s more just shorter than me

i figured it out

Foot size?

yeah

What the fuck

some guys want a girl with big feet

Idc

lol foot size

rusp's ideal woman is

As long as they aren’t clown feet

okay dick size?

Are you one of those sick fucks who likes the feet binding shit in asia

Inverted

5.514 inches

okay thats all rusp

Yep

Good luck inverting your dick max

good luck with the surgery max

So are you gonna dress up like a trap for him

she's a shapeshifter

I'm going to now genetically enginer you the perfect girlfriend

and then have them catfish you

Amazing

I can save you time max

He's already been catfished

sohave you umbreon

his perfect girlfriend is 500 pounds and uploads videos of her eating cheeseburgers

no

luckily thats easy to find and it wouldn't be surprising if Max or Brooke fit it

prove it

u sent me ur dick

lmaooo

oooooo fucckkkkkkkkk

That's right, Daniel.

my whole 2 pixels

I'm going to now catfish Logan.

my lifeblood

Max please

?

No more

of

How many must you catfish before you’re satisfied?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

its not even the money aspect

as ive

Unlimited

never profited

Amounts

from catfishing

Listen max

if anything ive only lost!

You probably fit at least 1 of those criteria

uhh

i do

So don’t go