general

i’ll rape you with a lamp

huh

I’ll rape you with a lamp as well

hoe

Damn

imnot a hoe

Owned

Idk max

im more of a shovel

definitly the miencraft tool

i resonate with the most

I’ve seen what you did to Loveland and bopit

ive probably spent 200+ hours shoveling in minecraft alone

unironically

gotta make money

And then all your flavors of the month

you’re a golden hoe bc you’re useless after like 5 uses

>>>not repairing or using unbreaking

k faggot

but no

im for sure

a shovelk

shovel

you’re not worth enchanting

hey look

just waste all your tools then

enchanting really helps

>YOURE not worth enchanting

yes

im one of your tools

once you use me im gone

then you need another shovel

then you wont enchant that

and youll just be wasting resources

like a retarded fucker

no

play mroe minecraft

I'm going to fucking rip yourentrails out

i’m confused

and piss on them

You literally only need stone shovels

so shut tf up woman

then fucking shovel them in the sewer

so rats can fester on them

Max why are you so angry today

im not really

im boreedddd

I can’t help with that

really

I mean

Probably can’t

oh

ok

:(

I’m in a nurse’s office right now

is it that time of the month

What would we do

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429717043089244170/570433188044734474/Spermachu.gif

monster

girl

quest

How

idk

okay rusp there's four options

Okay

attaack skill wait or request

which do you pick

r e q u e s t

god i have to open this now

attack

now

satanic pressure, pleaasure drain, or eyes of tempation

last one

satanic pressure

sounds cool

Alice seduces you!