general

also do not call me that name

I go by my fursona name, Umbreon

Okay, Danny.

stop

Alright. I will stop, my friend Umbreon, also known as Dan K. Meme, DKM, Phijkchu_Umbreon, and Danny.

Anything else you need me to prove?

no

you've done an adequate job already

Adequate? I'd call it spectacular, but I guess you're just so above me that you could do the same at such a better level.

I understand.

do not flatter me

It was sarcasm.

Sad that I had to spell it out for you.

you are face is sarcasm

"You are face..."

yeah you know

you're

duh

The wrong version of "Your", but I digress.

It was a litte pranksies

"Pranksies"

Do you enjoy making up words?

yes i do

Demeaning the language that our ancestors have cultivated over hundreds of years?

Yes

How liberal of you.

Looks like I was destroyed

Doesn't look anything like that. You have not been obliterated, ruined or brought to the end of your existence, you still exist don't you? That statement is quite redundant.

It was a metaphor

4head

Or was it a fantasy?

Do you want to be ravaged and destroyed?

No

it was a meta4head

You have this somewhat annoying want to just destroy this language, don't you?

Scum.

Yes

My apologies

It isn't me who you should be apologizing to.

Thank you.

You are most welcome

Have you run out?

Of what

Periods.

Yes

my period of periods has ended

I have a box of them here, take them.

No I made a promise not to use periods for the next millennia

I see....

Goodbye then.

K bi

How does it make you feel that Karp has more grammar than you?

Not bad

He is a superior being in all respects

That's not very much of a compliment, seeing as how you're at the bottom of the barrel.

Yes

Is there a problem?

Your existence.

scathing remark

too bad it won't impact me

I will sleep with a sound conscious tonight

What if I expose that?

Will your sleep be sound?

mhm

perhaps

perhaps not

I see.

who knows

Everyone I have an announcement to make.

Umbreon is homosexual.

Ah

I told you not to reveal that

You have lost my trust

Don't try to play it off.

I'm being serious.

He is homosexual.

I am being serious

I am very flippant at the current moment

and I require an adult to soothe my spirits