general

Walk down the wrong hallway and they flower your dick

pfft

Pika you could’ve been a girls gay best friend

just get nudes for free

from a random girl

They all thought you were gay

like me

Yes

wait

thats me

You’ve said this

COULDNT TELL YA

WHY

OKAY

pikachu tells the same stories

over and over again

OKAY ZACHAry

umbreon

he cant remeber anything else

he has

BOOMER

BRAIN

Pikachu are you Gaye

DEMENTIA

LMAO

pika is actually

a boomer

There is a non zero chance that I suck your dick in the next second

haze the boomer

bad with tech, bad memory, tells the same stories, tries to hang out with the cool kids and their "memes"

he's literally a boomer

I could only feel 5.9 inches in my mouth

Have you seen umbreons dick?

Pika?

6 is too big

That’s an inch

pika

big

its the

thing of your thumb

6 is too big?

Fuck

Nonononon

long ways

2 inches off

I mean

.2

Pinky is the sexiest finger

https://i.imgur.com/cWTr3fY.png

what

index

bend your thumb pika

that length

is about an inch

Dainty pinky finger

I can’t shove an index in my urethra

okay

narccicist

I think I have pretty nice hands as well

Minus the callus

My hands are kind of callused

AHAT

BAN HIM

BAN SPOOKY

HE GOT EM

Okay I’m going Im sleep now

Gamer time

Sounds good

Yes

I will take a shit on the counter

Good luck manning that counter today Rusp

I am not manning a counter

But I I’ll take a shit on one

I hope one of you guys was actually awake so my joke wasn’t in vain

yawn

i should sleep sloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2c995muBx4 bargain bin E;R uploaded

Work urinal

amazing