general

gent is a closet pedophile

its fine

Look gent, this is some serious low-hanging fruit

not really that low hanging

Yeah

woah woah

Umbreons almost sucked in

he never said his balls are small

I inferred it

they could be hanging pretty low

well you shouldnt

maybe he has like

loads of sweet man butter stored up in there

years of baby batter

Umbreon if you have massive balls and a small dick, just transition

imagine if you balls were bigger than your dick

I think that might actually make things worse

at least now, (I assume) everything's proportional

Sinking to this level of depravity

Okay gent, you can fuck a child, and it will instantly cause all jews and muslims to die, and the white race will prosper for 1000 years. do you do it

I will prosper either way, why upset the lord

god is fine with it

I have an important

announcement to make

or umbreon

would you like to say it

im busy dealing with not rusp

okay ill say it then

What

Umbreon......

Why hath I been pinged

look in vetting

ok nevermind

thats all

phew

Are you guys an ecouple?

yes

i thought you were gonna tell everyone that i fucked your wife

thats clearly what i meant

Uh

also that

yes

That’s not me

we are in a relationship

rusp

that alt

isliterally yours

No way

https://i.imgur.com/4ZSeY5v.png

yes way

He friended me!

Are you being solicited umbreon?

That’s a bump up on the tier list!

You’ve ascended to S!

no im the solicitee

wait

Looks like I get A tier

Let’s

im the soliciter

Go

I don’t know if you guys are serious

I don’t believe you ever

yes we boned today

therefore

is legit

Bruh!

i fucked your bestie rusp

what are you going to do

You fucked bio?

Wtf

wtf

yeah rusp i soldiefied it just now

why is bio your bestie

me and umbreon are dating

Okay max

hes my flavor of the month

Do you want to date me

yes

whore