general

just lose some weight and shave your neck beard

Boomer clickbait media proving how inept they are at understanding internet culture

There's nothing chad about that towel-headed eunuch

I wonder what those blue checkmarks think about women getting plastic surgery out of personal insecurities

PizzaGate 2

There's no better news to wake up to

Thanks Gent

let's all use

Φ

for phi-jkchu

skipping today!

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no u

Jokes on you

I'm not legally allowed near a school

I slept 10.5 hours after that stupid pokemon sleep press conference

How could you skip school

Terrible

it didnt mater

since i slept like all do so far

I also slept about 9 hours

It seems like we can all sleep just fine

...

Remind me again what the purpose of Pokemon Sleep is again

Making sleep into entertainment

Yeah I slept about 10 hours

is this what being an adult feels lile

not being able to stay up at late

feeling tireed constantly

or, more likely, I switched phases already

No

That’s what having a shit sleep schedule is like

okay but I've had a shit schedule befotr

You must be dehydrated and malnourished

I actually

constantly drink water

I think I've shown a picture before

You must have some kind of disease

mental disease? sure

It’s the complete opposite for me

As I get older I can stay up longer and feel less tired

you also

work out

Well

Maybe you should do that

Go do wiifitness

I did as a kid!

actually

i think the wiifit is in my room

I've seen it a few times

it's just stored in my room for no reason

Wiifitness is fun

There was a ton of games

I'm just gonna chock this up to mental illness #Forever11

lappa

Was there?,

Uh

Maybe

I could be thinking about a game made for wiifitness

can you

stop calling it wiifitNESS

Why

that's not what it is

Ness is fit

and its just confusing me

Ness killed gargoyle

He must be pretty fit

thinking you had some offbrand shittt wiifit game called wiifitness

Do you like fitness

idk

i like my time

I can’t complete that joke

It’s too bad

oh

that's one of those

fit n dis dick something something

fitness dick in your mouth

xD