general

hmm

I'd need a comparison

By an actual size

Fi

by porportion?

Midna

proportion is all that matters

I think Midna is better

She's fun and cute

Fi is annoying and her evil counterpart is cooler

yes but does midna tell you to take breaks though?

i think not

Okay but

do either of them tell you to listen to them like a thotty women?

Nope

You know who does?

Navi

is navi the thiccest partner then?

Nope

the MM fairy is the better fairy

tatl

thatd be the boat

he's the thiccest

if you want a partner that tells you to take breaks play P5

you should go to sleep

Wait yes

Boat is quite literally the thiccest

He's omega thicc

okay

but are you forgetting

linebeck

the absolute unit

he's not even the partner

thatd be the fairy, and her pals

how about toon zelda from Spirit Tracks

which you can change

toon zelda is thinn

ghost zelda is pretty good

she wears armor though

you can't even stick your dick in her

i dont think you're trying hard enough

she mind controls it

essentially you're fucking the dude that is the armor

@Phijkchu_Pikachu would you bang

would I bang who

zelda

toon zelda

in the armor

depends which one

that one, eh

while she's in the armor

possiblly

which means it's someone elses body

but her mind

oh shit that is a question for the ages

probably a dude tbh

is it gay

if you have sex with a dude, but a woman is controlling his body, iss it straight

its about what is inside

or whatever

what if

a girl is controlling a trap

its gay

Okay, not including MM, who's the strongest link

like item, skill, and weapon wise

because MM is clearly the strongest

we talking end of journy

twilight princess?

End of journey yeah

TP makes sense

We need a Link tierlist

Minish Cap?

self duplication

wind waker link can control weather

Phantom Hourglass can freeze time

spirit tracks can play a panflute

He can kill you before you draw your sword

Spirit tracks is actually probably the weakest link

botw link can resurrect appaK

lol