general

how much of the power bill do you think is wasted via my fans

going on

constantly

Max, you should just move to canada if you hate the heat

except when im at school

thats the plan

we get at most 4 days that are 40,

max come to arizona if you want to kill yourself

umbreon

id actually

ride away on a train

i could not survive

weak

listen

Mexicans would kidnap you

I also would die tbh umbreon

the heat is just miserable.

Too white fir the SouthWest

the cold is easy to recover from and doesnt physically impair you

heat actually ends you

okay guys

heres a theory

umbreon lives in arizona right

he might be mexican then

thats why hes fine with the heat

perhaps

it makes sense

SEE

jajajajajajajaja

Donde?

tacos

burritos

hes totally mexican

uh

El gato

what are some other mexican things

Guns

Gato

build a wall lmao

Puta

there is only so much naked you can be, but you can always wear multiple coats

me gusta which is usually translated as "i like"

so winter > summer

no

can also mean "brings me pleasure"

you can remove your skin

and so on

again though, there is an upper limit of how cool you can make yourself umbreon

^

Go one step further and get a sex change Let cool air inside you

Get a dick pump and fill it with liquid nitrogen

literally piss the heat away

arizona isnt that hot compared to the intercourse of two strapping lads

Hare that Rusp?

Hear*

Fucking degenerate.

If you and me go visit Max, the heat of our mud wrastlin would kill her

Two hot men having sex is an enigma. Not only is it the hottest thing on earth, but it is also super cool

^

paradoxical in nature

inb4 Rusp is the groom and he just doesn't know yet

You people are disgusting

its strange that there's a "girl" who clams to be naked but the conversations turns to gay sex

im pretty sure

its a normal occurance

for people to be naked while its hot

and i lied technically, not naked, just underwear, but still

almost naked

fucking coward

take it off you kike

liar

ban max

ban

my chair is uncomfortable

and sitting on it with my bare bottom

is even worse

so, hear me out

because of the material

take the underwear off, and sit on it, on your chair