general

Literature is a farce.

One day none of it will matter

There will be no one left to read my shitty fan fiction

So why do I even bother?

he's already writing an essay

We're all just specks of dust bro

floating along in this epic universe

And I’m the least significant

Rusp, 5 page essay, 20 citations minimum on why Rochester is a better school that harvord

nah bro

then send it to bopit

Why does anyone actively try to make someone’s day worse?

write one sentence, lorem ipsum dolor the rest, then citations are all "my ass"

There’s little to no happiness in life, so why try and take any of it away from another?

Because, taking away others, brings one such joy

I don’t feel that

I don’t feel joy from anything

Then suicide is the only option.

I only feel joy when someone hits that twitch prime button in the top right hand corner!

TOP RIGHT BTWWWW

LETS GOOOO

I didn’t know how to end that joke

PRIME TIME

it was a good ending

It’s almost as bad a joke as my entire life.

my life*

?

as in me

umbreon

Why do you continue on with this “joke”

Is this one of those things that brings you joy?

It is I, Umbrexenon

By making me confused?

!

NANI?

I am better than Umbreoneon

Maybe I should delete my discord account.

do it

you wont

ok bet

Maybe if I spent less time on the internet I could find more happiness

you lose your post count score if you do

post count is a trivial number

that only matters to me and pika

in any relevant way

17,120 from me, how far behind am I from you guys?

very

I have what 150k

max has 200kish

yeah

Oh jesus

I have double that

max posts too much

to be fair, my "real" count is probably around pika

it is actually gross that she beat me and got so far ahead

She spent a lot of time with the bots iirc?

despite me breaking up posts, I did type instead of talk, and I talk EVERYWHERE and about a lot of stuff compared to pika

Not really, thats more rusp

RPing, Voice chat, and talking everywhere

I’ve talked before

RP has an insane amount of posts

If we delete bot and rp chat, max probably drops below me

I’m missing probably about

I dont have a lot in bot

40 posts

If I were to have typed them

more than me is the point though max

I am certain you beat me there

34k in MC slime

which is rp

im at 198,105 posts

jesus max

I have 2k in bot, you have 18k

We played pathfinder there

and also phijkchu RP

where I was in botchan

chat*

and you guys talked

I managed phijkchu rp