general

what should we call this job

Pika, I have a job for you

technically you own a cult

^

thats a job

Technically I've owned 2 cults

I need you to infiltrate a canadian prison

those are details without distinction

now im the jobless one shit

I feel like I'm going to get judged hard, if I say that my first job was as a camp counselor

Maybe I should just leave that one off my list

its ok spooky

same here

I actually started really early, because they did cutoffs by grade rather than age

I was a CIT at like 13 or 14, and then a full fledged counselor afterwards

Rec Pack was the best, because all the kids wore tails when we walked around town

https://fairfaxparks.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/recpac-logo-final-paths.jpg

furries

but actually

yes

OwO or something

the tail thing was our gimmick

Durring the summer, you still see these mobs of kids wandering around wearing tails

But now they get to make their own, and they're shitty

They used to just be big fluffy wolf tails we'd buy

Rec Pac kind of died out around here though, because they never went to the public pools, unlike other day camps

too scared of the shitty counselors (like me) being unable to properly save the children once they start drowning

almost.

itr actually Squirrel Girl who beats Thanos off screen

Fucking China

perfect

Endgame twice

day 1 and day 2

Gamer stress is a serious issue. Remember to always lend a hand if your buddy's in a not so epic headspace

he literally blocks every person who tries to help him

It's okay leg, he's black

It's ok until you dox yourself to the world

hell yeah brother

not like that's actually big though

jepordy is so easy, i should go on it kappa

Spooky, that tweet is actually really funny. I was talking with fire in VC, I said merry christmas to him, and for a few seconds he believed me that it was christmas.

I am apparently dissecting a brain today

Alright

You can finally say you have come in contact with a brain after many long years of life without

Yay!! 😁

Maybe I will finally be able to solve math problems!!!

Brain is hard to cut through

Lol

Someone was cutting so hard through the brain that they stabbed them self with the scalpel

Classic

Well

The brain is hard to cut through

So they applied a lot of pressure

And I’m assuming the back of the brain was much softer

So it just flew through it

And stabbed themself in the hand

They were holding the brain with their hand

How do you people even function

Hey I didn’t cut myself

This is how not to cut things

I’m sorry that happened to you Gent

That looks very painful

I can tell it’s an avocado

Shit I had a pun

But my phone autocorrected it

And now I forgot my pun

Fuck

Thing is, he already had the avocado cut in half

So idk what he was hoping to do by stabbing into it more

Remove the pit it looks like

thats alot of force to stab right through it and right through hand

It’s probably because the knife was too blunt

Do you know this person?

It could be anyone around here

I don’t think I’ve ever cut myself while cutting something

Seems like it would be hard to do