general

Poor umbreon

what if

umbreon actually

had a MASSIVE

dong

You’ve brought this exact hypothetical up before

If the technology/magic was there, who would be willing to donate some length to Umbreon?

what if umbreon is 0.1 flaccid, but 10 inch erect, and he just has never gotten an erection

Are you just a dude

Pretending to be a girl

who

probably you

theres many you could

Holy shit bio

ask taht

You figured it out

You’ve come to a common conclusion

idk check the pins

Max is an old man

theres probably one

Wait what

of me saying i have a dick

actually there is

She is 42 years old

Well

He

max has almost 200k posts

see

https://i.imgur.com/oT1Hf32.png

she has probably said everything

How many full sentences do you think she’s said though

3

long runon sentances

This is all just one really long one

no

i have a penis is one sentence

before that is one

and after it is another

3 total

0 sentences

she has said the word period 31 times though

not surprising at all

Back to my question though let's assume there are a dozen active people here with dicks

not a single one is the feminine period though

Would any of us be willing to donate to Umbreon

improve his lot in life

No

nvm I was wrong

He seems content with his situation

she does mention the feminine period once

Pika, would you donate the 0.01

Just so you have an even number

Spooky, lets meet in the middle, you do 1 inch I'll do .5 inch

then we can both be a solid 5

and he can be a 1.5

my period

is

right

Might need to do that math agian Pika

now

.

see?

were you not 6

>forgetting the lore

shameful

I have a painfully bad memory

Also 5.51 - 0.5 does not equal 5.0

I rounded down

When have you ever rounded

Guys

This isn;t Pika

and

gals

It can't be

Look, in truth, I was going to secretly give umbreon a bit extra

to help my lad out

theres no such thing as girls on the internet, no gals or grills either