general

damn

whats the lewdest thing youve done with him

not real friends then

Rusp didn’t watch porn till like last year

No I watched porn

They watched anime together

I’ve done literally nothing remotely sexual with Rusp

Which may have been smutty

But I didn’t jerk off untill freshman year

youve never even

Near the end

seen his bulge?

No

wow

Have you considered mud wrastln' with Rusp Bio

I’m good at hiding erections max

It’s a skill

No comment

Why do I get asked the gay shit

Well

Because you're G A Y

Wait, in all those years, you two have never been in a public restroom together?

when you have a lot of body fat you have natural erection hiding folds

For one, Max really wants to hear about my dick

That's hard to believe

And max likes little boys

life pro tip

She seems obsessed with it

Weird

its more just

youve never said your true dick size

I thought I did

Have you

did you?

i dont rember it

Idk

only spooky and pika have

and spooky was a mistake

need to keep the lore correct

oh

lol, RIP the poor lad

Poor umbreon

what if

umbreon actually

had a MASSIVE

dong

You’ve brought this exact hypothetical up before

If the technology/magic was there, who would be willing to donate some length to Umbreon?

what if umbreon is 0.1 flaccid, but 10 inch erect, and he just has never gotten an erection

Are you just a dude

Pretending to be a girl

who

probably you

theres many you could

Holy shit bio

ask taht

You figured it out

You’ve come to a common conclusion

idk check the pins

Max is an old man

theres probably one

Wait what

of me saying i have a dick

actually there is

She is 42 years old

Well

He

max has almost 200k posts

see

https://i.imgur.com/oT1Hf32.png

she has probably said everything

How many full sentences do you think she’s said though

3

long runon sentances

This is all just one really long one

no

i have a penis is one sentence

before that is one

and after it is another

3 total