general

For what it was

Do you feel like you gained anything

tomorrow you'll get the results that you are allergic to meat and must go vegan

Not dying of asphyxiation

they will tell you your DNA confirms you are 40% jewish

Both of my nurses were pretty hot ngl

Gamer moment

Hopefully my impression of dying of lack of oxygen was charming

>assuming they were nurses because they were hot

They were mureew

nurses

were their legs exposed

They literally were both nurses

I had a bunch of non nurse

and you could see their whole thighs

s

No max

sad

They wore actually nurse stuff

scrubs?

But uh face wise

Pretty good

Yeah

A couple of mormons came to the door

I went to a major nursing school and was friends with a bunch of undergrad nurses, can confirm they tend to be hot

It’s so that if you die you’re surrounded by beautiful ladies

Then I said "more like morons"

They gave me an inhaler

And the nurse said to wash my mouth out after using it

Because it could be

“Detrimental to my teeth”

Look at yourself, you've become the shitty kid with asthma now

I’m only supposed to use it if I start to die again

never stop

Are you referencing the fact that there’s no such thing as living due to the fact that by definition every living thing is constantly dying

I turned gifs off

They no longer auto play for me

Put him on the blacklist

OK Rusp

Applebee's > Outback

I’d rather go to chili’s

applebees

applebees is bad

is for poor people

My dad had a gift card to outback’s

St. Huberts > both of those

like

really poor people

What the fuck is that

Applebee’s is not that good

Friday's is the least "poor people" of all of those

Pika your Canadian is showing

Steak and Shake > Applebees

Why did you get a burger at outback anyway

all the applebees around me are SUPER ghetto

;ole

Steak and shake is pretty good

like* so much so its kinda freaky

I've never been to a good Applebee's

Only got one by me though

It's a chicken place

chick fil a is the only acceptable chicken place

because it donates to conversion camps

and anti lgbt establishments

Only chicken places I go to are st. huberts and swiss chalet

the Chad Chickfila

And it's slowly killing max

What's not to love

how

All you eat is chicken nuggets

that is

fvery

very

Didn't you say papa was feeding you to death

untrue

oh

that happened once

God, every restaurant I go to are Canadian restaurants