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Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:18 PM general

"I was hoping for Kenobi. So why are you here?"

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:19 PM general

what are the chances Hayden Christensen shows up in Episode 9?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:20 PM general

I believe it is rumored he is

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:20 PM general

I would have said 0 before i knew palpatine was going to be

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:21 PM general

Its rumored all of the force ghosts are going to be there i think

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:21 PM general

Can't wait for quigon to tell rey she is his favorite

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:21 PM general

Quigon aint a force ghost

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:21 PM general

hes force fire flies

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:21 PM general

darth bane comes in and possesses Kylo

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:22 PM general

darth bane comes in ~~and possesses~~ Kylo

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

i just realized that neither Vader or Kylo use force lightning

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

darth bane is kylo

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

guess its because they are good secretly

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

Vader cant because of his Suit

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

Darth Bane was actually Cad Bane the whole time

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

Kylo cant because hes a little bitch

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:23 PM general

Maul never uses it i dont know why

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

See, I used to just think force lightning was something so powerful/advanced only the emperor could do it

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

I dont think them being good has anything to do with it leg because Yoda could

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

Then dooku did it

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

yoda caught and redirected it

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

Yoda never made lightning

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

Only siths do that or whatever

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM general

the last retcon ruined that fact gent

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

Don't

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

didn't luke in legends use it

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

yoda still had the ability to manipulate it which no other jedi was able to do

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

luke went dark side in legends

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

with no lightsaber

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

no I mean lightside still

Gent Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

"Uh, akshully, that lightning came from the sky so he didn't make it himsefl!"

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

he caused the storm to happen

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:25 PM general

Luke did a lot of shit in legends

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

have never read a single piece of legends shit

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

legends -> badass jedimaster canon -> drinks alienttitmilk and dies

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

however

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

luke weilds a red short saber in legends in his offhand

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

you all need to be enlightened to this

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b_yQM5RTGU

Why Jar Jar Binks' Father Tried to Kill Himself [Legends]

Why Jar Jar Binks' father wanted to commit suicide. Source: "George R. Binks"—Star Wars Tales 20 Subscribe for more Star Wars lore videos, versus, and lists!...

www.youtube.com

Dolfin Apr 14, 2019 6:26 PM general

his name is fucking George R Binks

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 6:58 PM general

Hey fellas I’m in the hospital

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 6:58 PM general

I ate food and then was having trouble breathing afterwords

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 6:58 PM general

That was pretty epic

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 6:58 PM general

You guys want a picture of my lungs

taxes Apr 14, 2019 6:59 PM general

uoh

taxes Apr 14, 2019 6:59 PM general

uhoh

taxes Apr 14, 2019 6:59 PM general

rip rusp

taxes Apr 14, 2019 6:59 PM general

first a cripple

taxes Apr 14, 2019 6:59 PM general

now lung diseases

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 7:04 PM general

he probably got that new fungus

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:04 PM general

Oh boy

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:04 PM general

What'd you eat

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

Lungs

taxes Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

nice wires

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

Mhmm, yep, it's semen

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

why did you breathe in metal clips?

taxes Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

no leg

taxes Apr 14, 2019 7:06 PM general

those are

taxes Apr 14, 2019 7:07 PM general

nipple clamps

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:07 PM general

3 nipples

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 7:07 PM general

why is his right nipple in the wrong place?

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:07 PM general

What's the story then big guy

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

Lungs

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

What

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

Lungs

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

If posted

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

Twice

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

it

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

I eat burg

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

Could not breathe

1

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 14, 2019 7:09 PM general

Rusp, did you eat cattle wire or something?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

Or are you allergic to meat now

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

They’re assuming I had an allergic reaction to seasoning

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

Was it anaphylactic shock, did they stick a pen in your neck

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

you have mad cow disease now

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

No

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

What kind of ethnic seasoning almost killed you

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

I need to know what colour of people we need to lynch

Rusp Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

Australian

legorhin Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

the peppercorn was too spicy for him

Gent Apr 14, 2019 7:10 PM general

Do you

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