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That's dishonest

What’s wrong with a little dishonesty am I right

I know you like to lie, like a certain other (((group)))

but I have higher standards

I lie all the time

When it’s life or death it’s acceptable pika

Nothing I say is the truth

But then

light theme is not life or death

How can you know if that was the truth?

it is bad but it is not unusable

What if I lied about lying all the time?

Paradoxical

Fine, just death

this aril fools

is kinda underwhelming

and im fine with that

And yeah pika, April fools is all about lying

r/games did the only acceptable thing

#transrights

I’m 18 years old

April fools fellas

You’re my best friend btw

I’m 36

you have amazing legs rusp

april fools

...

Don’t come to Phijkchu tonight

Some of you guys are still cool

i dont believe you

Haha! Fooled you, April!

x3

i knew it, we were never cool

I am the only cool person on this server

I’ve got some real scars

Fire left, so I guess you are right

I have more scars

Surgery scars

Max has had 15 c sections

i have 0 surgery scars actually

well

3 abortion’s as wel

l

does a scar that happened from my birth

count

A birthmark?

No

not a birthmark

Your bellybutton?

That’s a scar left by birth

my skull

oh no

was crushed at some spot

by the doctor

Leading to your smooth brain

by "crushed"

Right right

I remember now

Your foreskin scar too

i mean its just a small flat part

Foreskin scar doesn’t exist

not noticile as long as i keep my hair down

Can you send us a picture

so your bab skull was squished alittle?

A mentally disabled boy in my heath class freshman year asked the teacher what would happen if he pushed in his little sisters soft spot

You are the answer

Sounds like he was the answer too

No, but I had the final solution

Am I right fellow gamers

I plan to stay in this cult for at least another year

a p r i l f o o l s

okay so

i came out sideways or something

Lol

As you do

and they had to turn me with metal things?

and then they pressed a little too hard i guess?

so a part of my skull was messed up

Soft spot pushed in