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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, March 31, 2019
Snowball for hours
By the end, you'll have a solidified ball of semen and cum
nothing but protein at that point
oops *saliva and cum
>implying he has enough to jerk
There's a reason it's not called "jerking off" when a women masturbates
Much the same for our lad Umbreon
🅱 inging
Why does your dog shit inside
I was trying to find some of the WW2 pamphlets they gave to soldiers
About how masturbation was ok
Guess it's time to live that #virginlife
When has the US government ever misled us before
weird as it may sound
masturbation is kind of a more recent trend
at least in the West
the whole "giving women rights" thing
threw a wrench in the natural order of things
Hope you're happy Max/xBrox
Literally bringing about the downfall of civilization
Ha ha
I did it
Kappa
Rusp, how much