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Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML

$fml

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

stop spammin i

t

$fml

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

what

how does that even make sense

$fml

Only one of these has been funny

Why do you persist

top post on reddit

not all time

this week

$ship

oh

bot is good

Rusp, why are you making such liberal use of the anime bot

top all time

because thebot is based around the sengoku era lord oda nobguanguanua

idk if it was sengoku era

thats the only erai know

it was

and edo

What the fuck are you talking about

Meiji, modern

You took part in this

and some others that sound really Japaneesy

Nobu, the bots name, stands for oda nobnaguna who was a lord in sengoku era japan, which was the waring states era

Untll he died

^

Who gives a shit

and in fate, nobu is a hot girl

and thats the bot

$fml

I like hot girls!!!

Nobu is a guy isn't it

nobunaga was the man who united japan then turned evil and was killed by the man he told to kill him if he ever turned evil

It was a long time ago

The 1,000,000+ accounts that he was male, can't necessarily be trusted

He could have been pulling a Mulan all along

didn't he have children with his wife?

He

Didn't matter

His house died out

And his sandal bearer usurped power

i like how i didnt google to learn any of this

and mangas taught me all i know

a combination between truths and fiction, then cross referencing what makes sense/what stays the same

i watched nobunaga shinobi, the complete history of japan video, and read wikipedia

$google does anime make you retarded

wait

there probably is some sstuff that i think about japan, that isnt true

$search does anime make you retarded

fuck

its $google

I was right before then

its muted in this channel because you abused it rusp

I

I

Was not

The one

what

bring it back

Who did that

leg ruined all the fun

no one cared at all

if someone said to move it somewhere else we would of

you didnt have to disable it though

>:(

$thanos

bring it back >:(((9

why is there no bot channel anymore?

there is

but its stillmostly rolling

did you ban all bots from all chats again