general

$slap

ok

$rip

!

$rip

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$google dog

First result found for query dog: www.vetstreet.com/dogs/

$google donnel

First result found for query donnel: https://fireemblem.fandom.com/wiki/Donnel

$google tentacle porn

First result found for query tentacle porn: https://www.amazon.com/Tentacle-Porn-Explicit/dp/B079P91BDM

rusp

It’s for my kids

its sfw

lol

$image dog

First result found for query dog: https://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dog-meme-mashup-by-mike-diva.jpg

Ok

ok

$image donnel

First result found for query donnel: https://usateagleswire.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/usatsi_10237328.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1

ah yes

donnel

He was in my video

$image donnel fire emblem

First result found for query donnel fire emblem: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A59oA9z0r00/maxresdefault.jpg

sub

Sad

$image tentacle

First result found for query tentacle: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2457/3655393801_5ab23f7c12_z.jpg

Hmm

$cocaine

oops

$image cocaine

First result found for query cocaine: https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3122/2562744977_9d18568636_b.jpg

$image Rusp

ah yes

There I am

theres rusp

$image maxakito

First result found for query maxakito: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/the-phijkchu-cult/images/a/ac/Welcome_to_Pokemon_Rob/revision/latest?cb=20140111150621

!

lol

$google rusp

First result found for query rusp: https://www.hrsa.gov/advisory-committees/.../rusp/index.html

$image retard

First result found for query retard: http://farm1.staticflickr.com/147/358031334_78ae4879f4_z.jpg

There it is

lol

$image gay retard

First result found for query gay retard: http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/anusthemenace/retard.jpg

$fml

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

Damn... so relatable

$fml

Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML

Okay?

$fml

These are not funny

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

they are really funny

Want to see funny?

$fml

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

$image funny

First result found for query funny: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/81/218390185_5db6f899fc_b.jpg

WHAT

NO

THE AST ONE WHAT

im crying

ITS PROVEN ME WRONG

it was so unexpected

They were all so terrible

$image spooky

Then