general

He hid in a fortnite cardboard setup thing

Lots of semi-illegal stuff, nothing ever big enough to get in serious trouble though mostly drugs, disorderly conduct, and other minor shit

He surrounds himself with; and attracts, tons of other like-minded individuals though

So you have stuff like Arab Andy's "bomb" threat

Or a half-dozen swat raids or firearm charges

He's a magnet to fame hungry trash

Found a website that everyone here could register on. https://www.nolongerlonely.com

I don’t want to click the link

Oh.

On another note

I passed a kids computer today (he was older than me actually), and i always see him working on some google doc, so i take apeek today, and i see azura from fire emblem, multiple images of her, then one of her necklace then an image of a dragons eye, and they're on this google doc with a bunch of text above and under it, and the title of the paper had the word "depression", and "research" (research was before depression)

Oh

Boyfriend material?

Not at all

he tucks his shirt into his jeans

EPIC

He’s perfect for you

as a post note, when i went to take another peek he was googling the voice actor for Gannon.

i really want to know how it all relates

He must watch pro smash

This is the part where you smoothly walk over to him and start talking about Nintendo Labo

he's actually ugly

and a nerd

lmaoooo xd

Tell him you will have sex with him if he buys you a full labo set

Sex IN a labo set, you mean

Exactly

Put the head piece are your waist

He can put it in the eye slot

I'm not sure a virgin would even be able to work those foot peddles

Pretty complicated business

i will take a picture of him next class.

which is Friday

DOXXER?

yes

Max

If he sees you

He’s gonna think you want him

im doxing random nerd

Max, that might drive him to suicide What if other people see the class NEET taking photos of him

Not sure his social standing could ever recover

how bad at discreet picture taking do you people think I am

Considering the wheelchair..

what

?

wheelchair?

oh speaking of medical problems

two medical emergencies happened at my school today

one girl had a seizure in the middle of the lunch room

and the other uh

dunno tbh

I hope you recover soon.

yeah it was me

I hope seizure girl is confined to a wheelchair now

More diversity is always good

principal said she was ok

my school has an elevator

He took good care of her

>elevator

and the 10th grade area bathrooms are reserved for special ed kids

Your high school has 2 floors?

What kind of rich kid multi-floor school do you go to Max

it's only two floors

it's the newest HS in my county

i think

the elevator is shit, only "toocool" kids and actually disabled people use it

Your high school isn’t new enough to have air conditioning?

Loser

the walls are falling off

???

Wait

It isn’t old enough to not have it

I fucked that up

oh

My school does not have AC

that sucks

even though it's a big nice school

there is like 4 trailers outside that are used

and some teachers dont have rooms