general

lol

Wonderful marketing job

can't wait to see ANNTHILATION

whats the target audience for this movie

id ont understand

its not doom fans

its not men

is it women?

I can't imagine a single person seeing it in theatres

its for brownie points

Maybe on Netflix, because Netflix is full of low-budget shit

oh

oh, it is

it opened spooky

direct-to-video

oh boy

they could have at least pulled a samus and made her being female a twist at the end

i just got "Todd the turnip" roblox figurine

thanks spooky

I'd still hate that leg

If I could have found a Crow to go with it, that would have been better

Although I have no connection to this franchise

and a fidget spinner oh boy

oh boy i also got a bad dragon measuring tape

Have you figured out the theme is "random shit" yet?

oh man

is this feh?

I think the orbs give that away

theres a theme?

I mean, they all fit in a box

Is that a theme?

also, orb(s)? i only see one

i mean sure

Then there's the 5th thing

That Fire helped me out on

huh

it may have blended in with the wrapping paper, it's a card

???

no, unless I'm crazy and didn't put it in

OH

i found it

nice

You said you wanted that once

Very adamantly

And ironically, that was the most expensive part of the whole thing

multiple dollars

incredible

fire helped you?

Well now you're all set the first Phijkchu lootbox has been opened

Also @Deleted User

Tell Max about how much you helped me

let me see if i can take one big picture

https://i.imgur.com/XKKzCor.png

lol

postcard is a refence to a dream

turnip is turnip

fidgetspinner is autism

feh is feh

measuring tape is for dicksize test at the meetup

sticker is from the book

Great collage Max

https://i.imgur.com/GiBjjvk.png

from the book i got

What's wrong Max

Never seen a dick before?

You met up with her so that can't be true

no thats clearly a foot

When Spooky starts unbuckling his pants in the forest, I think Max knows well enough to run Pika

No amount of promised loot boxes would change that either

shit, when we meet I can't run, I am fucked

Watch out guys, Max is Turnip now

i just found this stuff at my grocery store Target

I have never seen that particular type of ginger ale

canada dry otherwise is good though

as its labelled, its new