general

the*

Of course

None of it is secret, lol

oh ok

Why would you ever willingly make contact with spooky

i got a bad dragon coloring book

I think one of them even specifically says that at the top Kappa

there was as ticker in it too

sticker*

? There was

yes

theres a BD sticker

Shit, I should have looked more closely

leme take a picture

Lol, what are you going to stick it to

my school chromebook

I feel like my gift would be an actual bad dragon

Which is why I never want to receive it

rusp

you cant imagine what i wentr throughh Just to get this book and folder home

I think I've said, no one's presents are dildos

these arent even the real presents

Also ^^^

it was too big to just get inside

Did you test it for anthrax?

its going to be difficult to acquire that

Well, I had to re-arm the main present once

If that tells people anything

rearm

dont word it like that

It's the literal correct wording though

it is

Anyway, today's been an adventure

im so tired

Max lives in the druggiest neighborhood I think I've been to

spooky i sent that kid

OH NO

?

Well I lied to him then

I'm totally a cop

"I think I was too suspicous, my earbuds werent even plugged in"

Well rip the dream

I guess me and spooky can be the second meetup Kappa

Gent could have been first

^

I could have been before gent if I was not busy

to be fair

Reggie also could have

I genuinely never want to make contact with you

Or lamp, if he was online

Even through a proxy

So, is max a 50 year old man as I suspect?

Surprisingly no

Followup, does she only communicate in slurping noises like she does in voice chat

Im actually a heavy set man with a jacket

Hey, that's true I didn't hear one slurp while I was there

I'm not sure I got the full Max experience

oof

spooky, you should have invested the time to convince crow to let you pick him up, then drop him off at max's house

crow is in canada i think

youd be quicket pika

quicker*

Please get Crow

I could go get all the Canadians

He wants to meet max irl

xBrox would be a pain for you to get

Make the 2-week drive for xBrox

Tell me where the meetup is

I’ll watch from a distance

I’ll put on my extra real looking legs

So you can’t spot me

the forest spooky left drugs in for me

I do not know how easy/hard it is to drive up there

Possibly truck roads but no gaurentee of that

I should have put drugs in the bag

For good measure

Bought using all that sports money

i wish i could upload a picture

but my phone is 0%