general

anyways I really have to go, see you lot later

You can't run from Physics Pika

Physically impossible

when is the DMV the least packed on mondays?

No one wants to be out of the house on Mondays unless they are obligated to do so.

i need to replace my drivers license asap but the dmv was so packed there were no parking spots when i went

I lost my license

I have no idea where it’s at

so did i

is it because you have no legs?

I have one leg and one arm

Don't admit this stuff.

Just enough to drive

I have no shame

Mostly because I’m not the one who lost it

Now that I think about it

I probably should prioritize finding it

Because I’m a terrible driver

I’m lucky to have not been pulled over yet

Pewdiepie got copy striked by Sony for all his Dr Phil videos

rip

Man, notch was going on an anti trans rant on twitter and people are angry

good guy notch

Twitter trannies sure know how to get PISSED

Some of the replies are batshit crazy

They know how to get HuRT

T series passed him

6k in a second seems legit

32k difference oof

Is it finally over so I can stop hearing about it?

no

Alright im unsubbing to speed this up

Oh for fucks sake

Done

The tweet I was recommended was 5 hours ago

Rip

Reggie, you are literally disgusting in every single way

Correct

notch hates furries

what marvel needs to do after End Game is a Hyperion movie

notch has so many good takes

how did the creator of minecraft become such a fucking chad

a billion dollars and a lot of drugs and parties

Wasn't he doing the fedora atheist thing a while back

His wife left him

That opened his eyes to how worthless women are

was this pre billion or post billion?

also why did it have the opposite effect on Rob Kappa

Pre, she didn't get much afaik

good

Proof living well is the best revenge

when is notchs next game which is the best game to ever exist

Minecraft 3.0

When is rubber brain coming

I doubt he will ever stop being lazy and make another game since he has no reason to

when is the white dragon notch promised coming to minecraft?

Imagine if Notch paid to attach his name to Hytale

Whatever was he planning to do with harmful's avatar

99% sure that was just him making a rich joke

Notch just has to evolve again

where he would literally buy someones avatar because he could

man

But tim replaced it permanently

how crazy must it be for him

he made a shitty indie game

It was a good little gif too

and it made him super rich

He could evolve into a YouTuber The most lucrative career

he could host meme review

Minecraft is pretty alright tbh

was typing that leg

I like the idea of random rich people becoming youtubers

Well, not the Hollywood ones

like will smith

celebrities are already taking over youtube

Fuck them

That's susan wojewski's dream