general

My brother to me right now "are you scared T-series is going to beat pewdiepie"

fucking kek

tell him yes you are scared

your brother knows the important issues of our time

he also could name every single US president and when they served

does he know the speakerof the house though

kappa

Pika, put me in touch with your little brother

I'll help smuggle him into America

I would rather not send my brother to a shithole country with a pedophile

I could have two close calls back-to-back with border security

Bringing your present into Canada

And smuggling your brother out

If this thing is something I cannot reasonably justify owning I am not taking it

so i dont understand b orders

is there just a fence seperating our countries

No

so cant you just

Canada and the US has the worlds largest unguarded border

No Max, it's REALLY easy to get into Canada

walk to theother side

It's literally a deforested line of trees

^

Kind of amazing to look at

But if you don't cross at a road, you're essentially hiking 20 miles

they literally cut a line of trees

ah

There’s also a town split in half by the us canada border

is also cuts some towns in half and has parts of the US that are separated from the US by a river

iirc, they're just US towns, who didn't give a fuck about the border

The one I’m taking about isn’t split by a river, they have a line painted diagonally through the town

No, I know. I was talking about something else

there is like a small piece of land that iirc no one lives on that is technically part of the US

there's a town like that in netherlands-belgium too, zingly

pretty funny

because the borders are retarded

The only reason not to cross at a checkpoint, is if you want to bring firearms into Canada, or drugs into America

or youre smuggling a kid out of canada

or youre bringing an illegal present

Yeah the bit of Minnesota piercing into Canada

The present thing only matters if I get pulled into secondary

You can’t get here by land without crossing the border

The kid would ideally be cooperating, so if we moved fast, before Pika's parents put out an alert, it'd be fine

I'm sure they would let candian geese by always

Can boat in though

Alright, time to go back to not talking while I work on my assignments all day

ok

have fun

sorry i meant

k

Pika, you better pick up your Discord phone if I'm ever being detained at a Canadian border

lol

Sure

I'll call you Zacc if that ever happens FYI

Because I don't think the Mounties will appreciate me telling them about this "guy named Pikachu I know through a cult"

"Hey, this other pedophile I know, he's called pikachu, we talk on discord, you may have heard of it as the service currently being investigated for having cp. Anyways he'll vouch for me, I have been an active member of his cult for ages"

of course

"what's the cult about.. well it's themed around a kids video game, but the main aim of the cult now is to harass a transgender Canadian man who lives in Toronto"

unironically that would be worse for you then claiming you were a pedo

oh is the lore robs transgender now

might actually get detained for that

man

i forgot about rob and was wondering why the fuck pika is a transgender

lol

because

>thinking I live in toronto

pika is rob

both are attracted to children

ive been over this

you've lied about where you lived before

I do not live in that shithole fire

fucking newfie

I never lied

fire, I go to the university of waterloo, I wonder what city I could live in/near

liverpool

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