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Ok it's not that complicated

But i'm a simple person

I just do a pizza with pepperoni or sausage or sometimes both

But dominos is good

>he said the worst is good

karp

dominos is good don't go to any other pizza places

you can order our food through uh twitter

and we have the best pizza

you can get 2 large pizzas with 2 toppings for $10.99 each

You can order Pizza Hut with your shoes

Checkmate

there are very few pairs of those

not as consistent as ordering online and taking advantage of the mix and match 1 pizza with 1 side for $5.99 each

or you could just get 2 mediums pizza if you don't want our tasty alfredo

also would you really spend 150 dollars on pizza hut shoes?

doesn't seem worth

when you can use your phone for the price of free!

Do you make the Alfredo yourself, Karp?

maybe

yes

well to be fair i not onto the making line enough yet to truly make it for myself

but it's the cloest thing i know how to make that isn't simple like our domino's breat twists and parm bites or lava cakes and brownies

Gotta get the technique down?

yeah

To make optimal sauce?

more to put it all together

not too much

not too little

I think you’re supposed to use lotion

no

woah woah woah

no lotion at all only soap

Hold up

Kerp

You're working at a pizza place

But not mine

yeah?

So you make the white sauce

How did I let this opportunity pass me by

no we get shipped alfredo sauce from the dominos truck

i don't make it

Oh, okay

>not making sauces fresh daily

So you don’t cum on pizzas?

we keep it fresh

ew no

that's disgusting

its pizza time

wait

spooky

>we keep it fresh >it's delivered by a truck

Pick one

we get delievered more by truck

and we keep it in the cooler

Truck-kun isn't making it fresh daily Karp

it's fine for a week

it's not like omg 1 second out it's not good anymore

it's not like fruit and vegetables

which do get sent daily via truck

also where do you work spooky

dominos?

White sauce separates over time

My brother owns a pizza franchise

what's it called?

I'm not doxxing him

He’s doxxed

ok your brother owns a dominos franchise brb while i goggle all franchise owners

Dominoes is the shittiest of pizza places

I’m going to ask franchise owners if they have a weird brother who has random gifts on his shelf

The only upside, is you can get a fuck-ton of toppings for 5.99

dominos is not the shittiest

And for the record, that 5.99 deal is mediocre at best

mmm

there are much worst places

It's the same as saying 2 mediums for $12

No one wants Dominoes sandwiches/pastas/salads

You know too much about pizza places

And your wings are decent at best

ok the wings could be better