They have to script it days in advance
general
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, February 5, 2019
i know but still
Because politicians aren't smart enough to speak their mind
it was also just terrible from a nobody but that was to be expected
well shit
throw out the entire speech then
Can anyone here do some math for me?
How many years ago was 1998?
This is the event, everyone points to as starting the war on terror
when our embassies got bombed
And we gave more of a shit after 9/11
Fact checks don't serve a point to begin with
it's just a fuck you
But if you're going to go out of your way, strip out nuance, and try to pretend to know more
at least be right
make sure you remember
that orange man bad
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
it's only epic if you set them on fire
helping them take off their shirt to set them on fire without the shirt is also acceptable
my school got canceled for the 3rd time in 6 years
why
what happened
finally sick of the geese?
the ground is one giant sheet of ice
oh i see, "cancel" is code for playing hockey instead of taking classes
it's only a fight if they set each other on fire
you shouldn't be asking these questions
(they might be watching)
Pika, you better be spending this day off doing something more fun than studying.
No
Unless you are hosting ttt
nope
I have work to do
Someone needs to frame you for some crime Pika
Something not bad enough to get you arrested
But bad enough that you get kicked out of school for like a year or so
I was thinking more like purposely misgendering someone
But that works too Gent
If I keep opening up the porn channel on campus some day I will be accused of having cp
I could be the Jordan B peterson of UW
Kappa
You better make a YouTube series about a hundred and one reasons to wash your dick