general

when i was a kid

They let you put on extra sauce and shit last time I saw their menu

When I was a kid, I'd drag my parents to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet

And we'd stay for HOURS

Pizza Hut has one good pizza

Most pizza places under-sauce their pies, so I appreciate the option

I’ve only been there two times in my entire life

papa John's is the best i presume you all believe

yes

agreed

Never been to one

papa john has some good ass piza

I've never made a custom pizza at papa John's

I don't go to these places frequently enough to gauge

Come to Ohio and have some authentic Italian pizza

A lot of it is actually really good

So I’m only half joking

authentic italian pizza isnt actuallygood!

It’s not actually authentic

Margarita's pretty good

Gotcha

come to chicago for authentic deep dish

I hate tomatoes

its the restraunts who make their namesoffofpizza that have goodpizza

Or, "marghertia"

Tomatoes are the only vegetable I don’t like

Pricing aside (because all pizza places are scams) most of the pre-designed pizzas are actually really good

I love tomatoes

Everyone does build your own's though

Onions are my favorite cooked vegetable

I made a nice hearty ragu

I get that on most pizza

Oh did you?

Homemade special sauce?

Cum xd

there is an amazing pizza place at uiowa

The cost-per-pizza for ingredients is almost always under a $1, and most days there's about a $2 value for the labour, depending who's on staff

But that $3 pizza, is often sold in the $15-$20 range

There’s a deep dish pizza place next to whatever the name of the Indians stadium is

massive dollar slices on Sundays too

There's a hipstery build-your-own place that we normally go to

Very epic

What’s it called gent

Doc yourself

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I also have a hipster build your own pizza place fairly close to me

Doctor Mario gatcha

Is it one of those ones laid out like a Subway Gent

Okay, I'm not naming it actually

That’s what I have near me Spooky

Where you have them put toppings on

I saw the number of locations

Oh this one is a Kentucky/Ohio chain

So I can get away with saying the name

But should I

Hmm

Rapid fire pizza

fitting name

For a subway pizza place

You sure it's not "rapid fired pizza"?

Oh it is

I’ve only been their once

there

Have any of you been to a Mellow Mushroom before?

All the time

Is that a psychedelic seller

Yeah, that's how we do the epic drugs

At least around here, that's the trendy pizza place right now

Gang weed

We bing bing wahoo all day long

And God is it overrated

The pizza place I mentioned is actually really good

At least what I had last time was

You know there's not all that many of those rapid fired pizzas around

We file in all these locations along with your already established database we should be able to isolate your address

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