general

So if you could make a slicer

That stopped before cutting cardboard

nomore sibldings fighting over who has the biggest piece

also takes less labor

We could also just replace our Mexican with a white guy

Alternatively max, you just make a giant circular multiblade tool that is dull like the knife

Might make more even pieces

and push down from on top

You just make a short blade spooky

Gamers won’t make it in hospitality

you could use a super fast anime sword fighter

As soon as a minority comes in their out of the job

Also, who fights over the biggest piece It's the one with the best distribution of toppings you want

>not cutting your pizza with your katana

Also a lot of gamers have crippling social disabilities

One thing gamers could never do is serve hot dogs

another question i have

And we all know, most pizza has a shitty allotment of toppings (per slice)

is it just me or does symetrical toping distribution look bad

HEBREW national, KOSHER hot dogs

How

like if the toppings are placed symetrical

like the perfectpepporioni arangement in a circle

How would that look bad

insteadof random

They only symmetrical topping is pepperoni, everything else doesn't work

Pepperoni is the only topping pizza places can get right

no imean

placed on it

I’m going to put symmetrical pineapple on my pizza

Like, trying to place similar looking onions in a similar pattern around the pizza

kys

looks bad

i.e. a ring ofpepporonis

theplacement of the toppings being symetrical

I actually like pineapple on pizza

looks bad

Pepperoni should always be on top is the thing

And rusp, actually fuck off

Topping distribution should follow a normal distribution from center to edge

definition of symmetrical

Best pizza is barbecue chicken pizza

is it perfectlyplacedin a circle

oh god

Pepperoni benefits most from the direct heat

rusp actually my top 3rd favorite pizza i think

The fat in the slices caramelizes and crisps up

I don't care for the sweet stuff

What are your other two

deepdish (cheap kind) and normal

Deep dish is the best

Well like

deep dish is good

I’m thinking of it more as a topping

what

thats not a topping rusp

thats a type

for sure

I’ve had partial deep dish barbecue chicken pizza

I’ve also had it on flat crust

Maybe my local pizza place does it different

spoooky brought up apoint to mein DMs

or i did to him

Because they just replace pizza sauce with barbecue then put chicken on it

square symetrical topping distribution is fine

circular is not

Doesn’t matter what kind of pizza you get

I used to like barbecue chicken, but I can't put up with the sweetness anymore

I really enjoy sweet

dick

White pizzas can be alright, when they don't use sauce and brush it down with oil

hey you guys wana rp

White pizza

youre a pizza

white pizza?

a whitepizza

role to get eaten

That's a term for it

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