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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, February 2, 2019
G@M3RZ RISE UP
China took it one step further
lol
You can replace engineers with robots, but esports players have secure futures. Literally a better choice change my mind
Their two fallback degrees are "Hospitality" and "Tourism"
Kappa
So you can become a hotel bellhop if you wash out
I can speak with authority on this one
There's a mexican woman with a dull knife
Cuts the pizza, but not the box
You ideally want to slice it after it's in the box
So if you could make a slicer
That stopped before cutting cardboard
We could also just replace our Mexican with a white guy
Alternatively max, you just make a giant circular multiblade tool that is dull like the knife
Might make more even pieces
and push down from on top
Also, who fights over the biggest piece
It's the one with the best distribution of toppings you want
>not cutting your pizza with your katana
And we all know, most pizza has a shitty allotment of toppings (per slice)
They only symmetrical topping is pepperoni, everything else doesn't work
Like, trying to place similar looking onions in a similar pattern around the pizza
looks bad