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Bruh...

Wait a second

You don’t like asses!

Checkmate

ITS A FAKE

Sorry pal

Gotta use the ass to prove I am not a pedo

RUSP YOU ARENT DATING PIKA

THATS A FAKE PIKA

Sacrafices must be made

Are you catfishing me max?

It's a Mountie

I knew you wanted to see my outline!

Here to arrest us all

You got me rusp

thats my alt

i hacked pika

I would love if a mountie kicked down my door

Would be funny

He would know first

knock

And ask if he could please step inside

then he would kindly ask you to bend over

and hed slide down his pants

and whip out his 5.7 inch dick

just to one up you

Look at you knowing about canadian police because of warski

then slide it into your ass

That’s actually a joke I would’ve made without knowing that

Because of the whole

Polite stereotypes

Funny that it’s real

dude canadians are nice xDDD

He would shove the ASP up my ass max

But it’s real

All Sexual Pentupfustratiojn

very real

Alien sex probe?

It is the name of the type of police batons they use

Forget what it stands for

If you google it images should come up

Pika are you bigger than your dad

this is important

Yes

i meant your dick

sorry for not specifying

Poor man

0_0

As far as I recall. I do not see his penis often

youve had to have seen it once or twice

He has more girth than I do though

Ah

interesting

I do not commit my fathers penis to memory

so you got the girth from your moms dick

The fact you know that is worrying

rusp

youve never seen your dads dick>?

ive seen my dads atleast 10 times

I bet you have

Not a surprise

Pika, does your whole family just have these near-identical 5.51 inch wangs

Go to public pools, you change with other men

pikas family is so big that the average is based off of them clearly

Why do that when I’m on the football team

>football team

not with that leg

Rusp, how big is your average teamate

Dick size?

What's "football normal"

I look up in the locker room

I have no idea tbh

Ruso now that you have no legs you should tell people your dick is larger than your legs

I don’t study my friends dicks

Look down next time

stare at them

ask for measurements

Yeah max