general

yes

nah

yea

nopr

nope

year

yeah

Yar

nar

avast

booty

of all things visible, and invisible

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ

whoa now

The only begotten son of god

this ain't your christian channel

Born of the father before all ages

Sorry umbreon

I was persecuted for my religious beliefs

I'm a cake

I am samooch

Can i be baguette

hmmm

i dont know

can you?

Someone would have to do it for me

I'm at work

okay

Thank

@Deleted User be appreciative of my work you filth

can i be a pretzel?

yeah

sure

ty

anyone else want anything? Kappa

Are tied shoelaces a pretzel? 🤔

IDK but pretzels are wraps so if tied shoelaces are pretzels they are actually just wraps in the end

This seems like it'll be hard

Or whatever the girl word for "hard" is

Please I don’t want to be spooky

I don’t even have a van

Vinny* spooky

I don't think girls get hard for Vinny, Fire

But nice try

No, spooky

You’re vinny

Man though, I feel not great today. I'm blaming this whole being made female on Discord

No other explanation

So, guys, I bought 100 books today

My bookshelf was looking a little empty

What kind of books?

Are they all the different versions of the Bible?

No

I bought 50 LNs and 50 other random books

I want the kids I bring here to think I’m educated.

50 LNs

Yes.

wow, that's almost one whole series

It was actually random entries in random series

The kids won’t know the difference.

I don't think that'll matter

All LNs are essentially the same

You could read them all in any order and they'd make sense together

That’s not true at all

All Japanese literature is completely unique and special.

I hold the culture of that island near and dear to my heart.

Yes, so deep and misunderstood,

Their stories about step-siblings fucking each other and magically getting sucked into other worlds where incest is legal

Real high-brow literature

That’s what Virginians like myself wish could happen to us.

But alas, it is only fiction.

Up here in Canada, it's utilitarian If you're not constantly having sex with someone you're likely to freeze to death

Brothers/sisters understand this, and simply make the best out of a bad situation

What's your excuse, Virginia is quite temperate

It’s illegal here, probably.

I definitely haven’t checked the laws everyday for the past 20 years of my life

Whoever did this should probably change us back