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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
you don't want to know pika
oof Max
Blame us going to a Catholic school and parents and the staff dont teach you about sex until 14
Got dark quick
please tell me your weren't... damn
Am I the only one who had and has continued to have a completely normal life
Pika, your first time was probably when you were 18 or something
And your mom filled you in because she was worried about your development
first time as in sex or masturbation
The latter
masturbation was like, idk 12 or 13
kek, probably true Max
sex I am still a vocel
Kappa
I have cleaned my sisters ass before
when she was in dipers
did you do it fast though Pika
you kidding me, that shits gross
She's never going to get off if he goes slow
I got that shit done as soon as possible
You ever been caught fisting another dude?
lol Reggie
what the fuck is wrong with you people
can't we all just jerk it to loli like normal people
Listen, this is why you talk with your fucking children
Lesson from me to everyone
Tried it prob
My dick slips into mine all the time Max
Ouroboros has got nothing on me
I also have no weird stories, unless you count jerking it on campus weird
Its weird to think that I got laid like 15 years ago and then have failed to since, elementary school me was way cooler
