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Does it clean for you?

>it

Savage gent

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I dont really talk with him much anymore

Wow, yours can speak

I also have a black friend

except I actually actively talk with him

I’ve never had a black friend

I dont have many white friends either

reggie are you white

I’ve had Asian and Mexican friends

Just asians

its okay though

the black friend I have it a massive weeb

I used to have a black friend

used to

Did you put him on a cross

Blacks watch dbz and nothing else

not me rusp

he watches a ton of shit

I need a way to charge my laptop in the car

I can only get through about 16 ep of anime before it dies

Jumper cables reggie

steal the car battery

buy 24 double As then cram them in the disk port

It doesnt have a disk port

you are fucked

car should have at least 1 port you can plug something into, probably needs an adapter but there should be a electrical port

useyoure phone

cars do though I thought

I know I actually used to play on the PS2 on long car rides when i was a kid, we'd have a small tv strapped onto the back of the front seat and everything

I mean there is a port for it but you still need the power inverter thing

And for whatever reason, over the years those things have gotten stupidly expensive

I keep seeing them at like $50 for a tiny shit one

found our old one lol

You should put your penis in there

no

Your loss

Just wear a condom, rubber is electricity proof

I don't even own any condoms

What a surprise

Look in your parents room

xD

waste of money anyway cuz i'll never get a girl appaK

Haha

Semen is allegedly 3 times as efficient as gasoline

haha

ha

I only get boys FeelsBadMan

gay

I usually turn them down

Do we have to add this to the lore

What lore

"gay people find reggie attractive"

what

"Reggie usually turns them down"

I didn’t know he was this much of a gay

No im a high quality trap

no such thing

You should be friends with bio

Are you actually a trap

They come to me, i dont want the attention blobshrug

We have enough of those as is

The only solution is to bring out your masculinity

Gl

Wear tank tops and shorts

buy a gun

Show them your dick

Eat some steak and broccoli

With raw garlic

I wear shorts, tank tops are lame, I have a gun somewhere, i dont usually show people my dick, i eat steak and broccoli a lot and garlic is nice

Okay, but do you eat the fat and gristle too?

I usually give it to the dog

You have a long way to go, kid

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