general

Merry Christmas. I currently have the flu and my body can't move

rip

RIP

did your mom infect you with that

ye

rip

oof, got the smash

you got the flu because you got vaccinated

I an intellectual have not gotten the flu and have not had my flu shot

my brain cells are dying at an alarming rate, but at least im not sick like you

WE GOT VACERS HERE?

FUCKIN HELL

I also do not get flu shots

Also got lets go pikachu, but pikachu is shit so who's got an eevee to trade me Kappa

No

Pikachu is op in this game

its not as cute

^

eevee can take a good dicking and still look cute

ew thinking eevee is cute

pikachu does not look as cute covered in cum

There are ways to make your Pikachu cuter

your starters cant evolve so they have boosted stats and it gets a stab electric type quick attack that always goes first and crits

pikachu is objectively better

also

wait

fucking furry for thinking eevee is cute

they cant evolve?

what is this, PMD?

if gamestop was a good store i could walk in and swap versions but i know they'll be a buncha cunts

your starter cant

but you can catch another one that can

Question

That's dumb

So i have 2 copies of spyro now

fits with the anime because pikachu doesnt want to evolve

What is return policy usually like

if its unoppened

full price back

thats the policy

gamestop isnt that bad

as long as its unoppened

just give it to a friend karp

Nice

oh wait

they dont give a shit

There's no store in America that won't take an unopened return with receipt

Unopened

gamestop will buy it back from you for $5

as long as you have the receipt

thats only if you opned it dialga

You dont need a receipt if its on your account

^Also that

or

i could abuse amazons return policy

Bestbuy

I got it figured out now

Will get let's go pikachu and nintendo online at least when i go to return a spyro

well, i got a microSD card because people think i like technology stuff

what to use it on

i have nothing id use it on

turn your dragon dildo all technological

oh my 3ds i gues

true fire

64gb seems a bit much for a 3ds though

not if youre running homebrew

i get by fine on 32gb

i mean same but still

64 is too small for the switch, maybe a phone?

>implying ill ever downoad anything but updates on the switch

lol

Don't give up hope

VC will make its triumphant return

alright

who wants their presents

It doesn't feel like Christmas

It's cold, that's 50% of what's needed

passed a car that says