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REEE

CALLING ME A BOY

LITERALLY BIGOT

Should call them flame instead of fire to signify the change Kappa

flamme

make it french

also rhymes with femme

It’s flama now

french for woman

That’s a cerebral joke for all of you brainiacs out there

brainiac

nice pun

within a pun

good one

lol

Time to get smashed and crash a car into something

oof, i spent a while wondering why you would play smash in a car

lol

that's not what you were saying

Like Nintendo’s most recent game, Smash Ultimate?

yes

Nintendo makes alcohol? Kappa

No

Only in japan and europe

But you could make a labo distillery

I don't think cardboard would turn into passable alcohol

I'm gonna be deader than usual this weekend cause my sister is coming to visit

Ah I see

Need a little

Alone time with her

I'm not from alabama

She and her husband are coming to spend the weekend with us

what are you implying vinny

rusp did not say anything weird

what did you think rusp meant

you perv

I did not imply jackshit

What the heck Vinny

I was just wondering if you and your sister were close

What the H

She's 13 months older

Normal people would say a year

He’s a lizard

She's about a year older

I’ve already outed you as a lizard

Go back to Facebook

It’s over

you haven't truly lived if you haven't had at least one hour long philosophical debate with all of your siblings

Olivia is an idiot and jake is jake

Looks like I’m not alive

: (

you are literally non-existent if you have no siblings

How am I gonna have a philosophical debate with either of them

help them become not retarded

that would go a long way

Jake is a lost cause at this point man

you gave up too early

He's already 8

as the older brother you need to guide him

make sure by age 12 he can join the university of waterloo for phyics vinny

it is the only way

see, the way i've done it is show my siblings what NOT to do

it worked out

they are all more successful than me

Ok but see

I like doing like three things

and none of them work for guiding them

Youtube/twitch, sleeping, and my right hand

wow cinny

not even doing it with the left every now and then

It isn't the same

that's exactly why

It isn't as good

It’s the only thing I’m left handed in

My left hand has been trained specifically for this one task

we're talking about swordfighting, right?

Yes

nothing weird

I can do one armed push ups with my left hand but that's the only thing I'm good at with it

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