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>watching American football

i watch the premier league ill have you know

arsenal is havin a rough year

visit university of iowa Kapap

I can't even meme other Iowa schools I only know the two

>not picking your uni purely based off of proximity

Not declining to apply to a university strictly out of proximity

you live close to a really nice school

I'd NEVER go to a school that close to home Getting away was a big part of picking a college

yeah i agree with slayer

i live like right next to yale

me too

I like my family so can't relate

go to csu

ive literally worked with yale professors and a bunch of my friends parents are yale professors

Colorado state

but fuck going to yale

But Leg, CSU has a bad football team

i dont wanna be a 15 minute drive from my childhood home

wait leg you live next to yale?

have you looked at Missouri S&T?

no

no i live in Illinois

Have you considered the university of waterloo Kappa

Perks are you can hang out with me

That's about it

my list is cmu, columbia, uconn, cornell, emory, umichigan, northeastern, upenn, urochester, tufts, wash u st louis

Have you considered ETH Zurich Kappa

top 3 so far are cornell and then umich and wash u are kinda tied

havent visited columbia

I'm not going to lambast you too much for just going for the money But why not go a route guaranteed to make more if that was the case

Pre-med, or one of the really profitable engineering disciplines

if you are able to be in Missouri look at S&T

i mean there arent a ton of better options than engineering

i dont wanna go premed

chem e and comp sci are fairly profitable engineering disciplines, no?

petroleum engineering is the most profitable

I mean they are, but you can look at average salaries

Petroleum engineering and mining engineering are always top two by a lot

Computer engr is fairly high too

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Them, West Virginia, and Texas A&M

I think those are the big three

S&T has both mining and petrol

i have a friend going to A&M

actually idk if he got in but i know its one of his top choices, texas A&M that is

hes going nuclear engineering tho i think

i keep saying s&t the it was my second choice

I'm just saying, be realistic about your salary Unless you fuck off to California a lot of entry level shit might be lower than you envision

idk if ill go comp sci or comp e but if i have the time im at least gonna minor if not major in one

i know entry level shit is lower yeah

Comp sci and comp engr are really different

at Iowa you get cs minor for free with ce

but also im hoping that i can make decent connections if i go to umich or cornell

do research anywhere and you'll make connections

umich has the largest alumni connection thing

Or just move to DC and Spooky will hire you

or one of hte largest

i already have a sister living in DC

?

I fucked it up

Disregard

c/w/h

So, is this one of those things that I should go try to bang your sis

Or would you caution me away

if she's living alone she's probably too old for you

idk, she could be in college/ grad school

American, George Washington, George Mason, Georgetown

shes on her last schooling year of grad school

next year she has her internship thing that you have to do that i forget the name of

then she gets her doctorate

also she has a boyfriend

>implying I couldn't steal her away

I'm hurt

mandatory internship for grad school? lame

just write a 120 page thesis

anyone want a fun problem?

(pv^3)-(pnbv^2)+(avn^2)-(abn^3)=nrtv^2

solve for v