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oh epic prank guys

would you want cold water rushing up your asshole

replace the water in the bidet with acid

It's not supposed to go up your asshole

It's not up your ass Pika

(I am aware)

but it could be

Are you using the enema attachments or something

i am still under the impression that bidets are just water fountains but got messed up

it should be that way

The problem is, bad bidets just soak you in water, or there's a little stream of water that does nothing

can piss then get a drink from the fountain

you sold me on the bidet thing max

I’ve gotten the equivalent of an enema on my ears before

see

same rusp

Not to mention, the idea of a public bidet is weird for some reason

black stuff came out

It was worrying

put your shit on the bidet

Pika, I need a kappa so I can know you're not serious

Gent, just assume I am always joking

it is easier

Me too

Oh I get it

We really are your friends!

You got me ❤

how nice

I love you Phijkchu_Pikachu

Rusp is my best friend on this server tbh

i think we need a real way to show friendship

pika would probably be a happier person if not for the server though

he is the person I have the most in common with, we are both raging homosexuals who love sex with children

everybody cut eachothers names into your skin

Compare dick sizes you 2 Kappa

Yes

Epic

Exactly

Everyone state your top 5 Phijkchu cult members

Oh boy

1. Sonic dab

2. Bjornos pizza

Luxray, sylveon, axew, eeevee, sonic dab

3. Turnip

fire, fire, xbrox, fire, umbreon

4. Crow

Bopit, blackmage, turnip, phijkchu_, redditmod

Jadetini, Eevee, Redditmod, axnew, dunsparce

5. Rusp

We all had the same idea

nice

Okay but actually

I like people who are fun to talk with.

No, we can only do this sarcastically max

I'm not even sure if I can remember the names of 5 people here

Spooky is probably one of the most consistently amusing to talk to so he'd be on my list.

get a load of this faggot

I love you all equally

1. Grandad 2.Turnip. 3.Pohtato 4.Sonic Dab 5.Cheese

Fuckin commie

So I fucking hate all of you

brb on my way to kill spooky

rusp is a communist confirmed

I like talking with gent despite him thinking I am a child predator and me thinking he cares too much about inane shit

I hate you exclusively, rusp

So Dialga, I can't visit you but you can visit me

lame

Nice

1. Spooky 2. Umbreon 3. Rusp 4. Blackmage 5. Dicebot

Umbreon is also on my list since I talk to him the most

I must convert more people into hating me

My actual list btw

and I like talking with him

what about bopit pika

you can’t make actual lists

surely he's #1

I unironically like syren

1. xbrox 2. xbrox 3. xbrox 4. xbrox 5. xbrox Kappa