general

great idea

dansi water bottles on the ground which people used to wash their assholes out

Ah

paper towels used to whip up shit then thrown in the trash

The old makeshift bidet

we got a lot of indians who go here

bidets are cool

I will never use a bidet

Fuck, more people on the bidet bandwagon

why

Make it stop

the makeshift bidet would be less a bother if they did not leave the shitty waterbottle in the bathroom

That feels like a few points off the hetero chart

for males anyways

spooky, i went to a house that had one

and got scared as fuck

you went to a gay mans house?

did you just sit in the bathroom and use it for hours

seeing as how the owners are married and havw like 3 kids

and look male and female

well

gotta teach the kids early

a lot of gays marry and have kids

then come out later

>look male and female

I didn't even know what a bidet was until this moment

what

kek, what has 2018 done to us

lmao dialga

you should try it out dialga

it's because dialga is norse

I’m sure you’d love it

if you finished HS you would know

it is a grade 12 course

dont bully him

I’m in grade 12

I will bully anyone I want

What

Anyways, bidets are so cool and everyone should get one

Spooky is the instructor, he will let you feel water rush up your ass when you meet up

it's so smart to have a water fountain on the toilet

Anyway, bidets are terrible 90% of the time, it's only thanks to Japan and their high-tech ones that they're catching on

why is the water so thick and warm though

oh epic prank guys

would you want cold water rushing up your asshole

replace the water in the bidet with acid

It's not supposed to go up your asshole

It's not up your ass Pika

(I am aware)

but it could be

Are you using the enema attachments or something

i am still under the impression that bidets are just water fountains but got messed up

it should be that way

The problem is, bad bidets just soak you in water, or there's a little stream of water that does nothing

can piss then get a drink from the fountain

you sold me on the bidet thing max

I’ve gotten the equivalent of an enema on my ears before

see

same rusp

Not to mention, the idea of a public bidet is weird for some reason

black stuff came out

It was worrying

put your shit on the bidet

Pika, I need a kappa so I can know you're not serious

Gent, just assume I am always joking

it is easier

Me too

Oh I get it

We really are your friends!

You got me ❤

how nice

I love you Phijkchu_Pikachu

Rusp is my best friend on this server tbh

i think we need a real way to show friendship

pika would probably be a happier person if not for the server though

he is the person I have the most in common with, we are both raging homosexuals who love sex with children

everybody cut eachothers names into your skin