general

say your mom died of cancer and put you in her will for the phone

No Pika, they probably can see the account name

vinny legally change your last name

to the account owners

I don't know who the original owner is

Oh Vinny, better idea

You "sell" it to your sister

and she goes to the Apple store

She'll have proof of purchase

"I bought this from a YouTuber"

"Here's the receipt"

only 1.3mil

Yikeers

Damn you autocorrect

That's a big ol' yikes

f u c k

In his honor, they should just stop trying to make new SpongeBob episodes

That's unlikely since it's raised 13 billion in merchandise alone

Damn, he wasn’t even that old

assassinated

I don't understand at all

5318008

What don’t you understand?

boobies

umbreon are you growing some?

No I’m flatter than a loli

Good

can we all do secret santa but with nipples

Yes

okay Umbreon you send to pika

keep it secret though

There's going to be one black nipple

And it'll start a witch hunt

Secret dms?

Banned

No I

No uou

no owo

I found my new favorite saber HNNNG

I know it's a different Saber But I like the idea that King Arthur just pulled an Asuna and dyed her hair blue

kek

its a chinese cuck

Girls aren’t supposed to hnnng

no

his name is

"Gao Changgong"

Max what was your previous most favorite saber?

uh

hm

ill tell you after i eat

Shielder: Galahad Saber: Seiba (Alter), Mordred, Sigurd Archer: EMIYA, Gil-kun~, Nobu, Rape Victim Lancer: Karna, Brynhildrrdlrdl, LION KING, Ereshkigal, Valkyrie Rider: seiba (alter) (santa), seiba (alter) (swimsuit), Caster: Medea, Waver, Medea (Lily), Solomon, Irisviel, Gil-kun~ (Caster), Merlin, Anastasia Assassin: Jack, Shiki, EMIYA (Assassin), Mountain Man, Okada BERSERKAR: Herc, Vlad III, Cu (Alter), MHX (Alter), Hijikata Toshizo, Ruler: Amakusa Avenger: Dantes, ANGRA Moon Cancer: Loli BB (She's in the datamines!!!) Alter Ego: Meltlilith I guess Foreigner: Lavinia

i cant pick just one

it took me a sec to get "rape victim"

rip

I'm going to pull for her so hard

I think she's my top favorite archer actually

plus the OST that plays during her NP

lol

https://i.imgur.com/SAjVlFr.png

you dirty girl

OwO

https://i.imgur.com/Z8ZGMyy.png

Now I need to add a bingo square for umbreon flirting with rusp

True

Rip me I got dragged to my mother’s doctor’s appointment

Did the doctor let you hold the speculum?

The what

Already repressing the memory

Yikes

poor binny

Yoles

it holds open vaginas