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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, November 26, 2018
Did you see the gay handshake though?
I assume their is, because used iPhones exist
Well, this is what google told me
^^^
totally
Just like the NSA totally isn't reading everything we say
if the NSA wants to watch us talk about sucking eachother off, then I say let them
And then they bought a hack that let them get in
poof
money solves everything
nobody officially knows how much was paid
later indicating the tool cost more than $1.3 million and that they did not purchase the rights to technical details about how the tool functions.Oh nevermind, they did eventually say publically
Vinny, just take it to an Apple store, say you bought it off ebay
I get where you are going
then smash it and buy a real phone
fucking leg
stole my joke
Vinny, I'll post a fake ebay ad if you want
You'll fake buy it from me
I'll confirm you did
Except you revealed your plan! I am an apple sleeper agent
OR, you just go into the Apple store and say you bought it
you're all going down
And I GUARENTEE the Apple store will unlock/wipe it for you
Say it's a hand-me down from your mom
wait, that last one wouldn't work
ebay is a better story
say your mom died of cancer and put you in her will for the phone
No Pika, they probably can see the account name
vinny legally change your last name
to the account owners
Oh Vinny, better idea
You "sell" it to your sister
and she goes to the Apple store
She'll have proof of purchase
"I bought this from a YouTuber"
"Here's the receipt"
only 1.3mil
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
In his honor, they should just stop trying to make new SpongeBob episodes