general

fool

No

Sorry dolf

see

oops

wrong one

Oh

Uh

Sorry dolf..

That’s only for you

2 v 1

fucking discord

7

As someone who has bad internet all the time, I know that pain

I’ve missed many Pokémon

nigga my internet is good

except when playing games

I’m just saying it happens a lot to me

Because I have shit internet

uh

its probably a discord thing

shiternet, if you will

because we probably hit send at the same time

and because i had more messages already

it defaulted to link with my other ones for me

dolf no one laughed at my awesome joke yesterday so I’m going to tell it to you

okay

ok ill bite

what was it

We were talking about a vote for GP

And I said

hold

explain GP

Grand paladin

what i thought

continue

I would win the popular vote, but gwenyth would win the elftoral vote.

shit

ruined

i think you should be castrated for that

too late 😎

fine

get the head cut off

Did you laugh

no

Dolf please I need approval

Dolf please

No

You made me cry

You asshole

rusp you will be recognized by future historians, your jokes are clearly too smart for us simpletons to comprehend

YES

YES

FINALLY

This is my version of the boardwalk burgers joke

I’ll tell it on every episode of the MetaPod

My stomach has somewhat recovered

more dessert?

cummies?

I haven’t had any yet

ok

what

Of either

the fuck

umbreon

i think youve been gone too long

it’s okay cumbreon

just tell me one thing

what color is your semen

blue

BLUE??!

YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR

What the fuck

no see

It’s supposed to be dark green??

its the same color as my toothpaste