general

"There is a big fat police man at the door door soor"

like baker baker

Some day ICE will find you

What the fuck is wrong with your relatives

i wish i recorded this

for fact

im related to non except my half sister

Your dad made your family complicated didn't he

stepfathers side actually

so

Fake dad

his family is all southern people

and then like, my actual dad has a new wife now

but her son actually has autism

so now I have an autistic step brother

and her side of the family is very weird and rich

but she used to be an edgy teen

OK, I've consumed my turkey for the year

It's now the Christmas season

Welcome to the team

Whatever happened to thanksgiving dinner

I feel like we move dinner earlier and earlier each year

it's thanksgiving lunch

can't wait for thanksgiving breakfast

at this point

we do that sometimes umbreon

I prefer it

We usually go out to brunch somewhere

I'm so glad I've never had to host a Thanksgiving dinner

when you get your mansion

you will

Shack 2.0

Shack with 2 c's

Shaq

Idk, my family is old fashioned, and only think women can cook

Now that I think about it though. All the men in my family are better cooks

transition to a woman

so you can cook for them

Well yeah, men are better at it but don't have the time

are there feminists that say Herstory instead of history

yes

nicr

I have seen that at least once unironically

nice

Hi story

I've never seen it used in Academia seriously

neither have I, I am moreso talking twitter retards

I've seen it used as a pun though

:(

oh man

make it inclusive

Ourstory or Theirstoru

Xerstory

Thestory

story

My cousin's in a game with a streamer he knows "He lands at tower always, We should stream snipe him"

n i c e

Can you just murder your cousin?

Turn off the houses power

is your cousin cute or is it one of the blacks

flip the brakers

go do it

I don't want to get shot Max

Oh God, all the blacks have gathered around

Uh oh

yum

Just scream niggerbegone

works everytime

what if they merge into a super nigger

NotTfue is the streamer

Who

Who

some fortnite streamer

ruined

/shrug

fuck you pika

Fuck king

My cousin is just camping a door

good

What a little bitch