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So dvz people made a discord to take a community photo soon and one of the old moderators sent this in

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@xBrox no swearing in my Christian minecraft server please

also

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Lol

got my first paycheck

making almosty as much per week as I was per month as a researcher

You get paid weekly, biweekly, monthly?

every two weeks

Well gratz, now find something stupid to spend your money on

an apartment security deposit

Your security deposit can't be that much, it's usually what, 1 month of rent, or 1.5x

And I'm assuming you're living in a single bedroom flat

no I'll be getting 2 bedrooms

Well actually, for all I know you fell for the health/life insurance meme, and are pissing away 1/4 of your income to that

my monthly payment for insurance is like $50

Does it even cover anything?

medical, dental, vision

Actually, for once I'll avoid getting into the weeds, hope your company just gives you really great insurance

You know what apartment you're going after, or are you still shopping around?

roommate, good view, gym/pool/whatever

I don't have enough money to get one yet

only got payed 1 week

oh, might have assumed you were making more, my bad

damn, you got shafted in research

Well, I know the point isn't to get paid, but still

i was only working half time for research

no context

https://i.imgur.com/X5c051N.png

New member when?

we have to trade out people

Can’t be me

I’m the leader

We need a blood sacrifice

Now there’s an idea

there's a long list of one candidate

rip fire

rip Souper

lol Max, I just saw that

i'm dead inside

Just like a well done burger

But burgers are tasty

screw you rusp

is Diagla tasty?

Taste him

OWO

i went to the doctors and came back feeling worse than i did in the first place

Cancer?

AIDS?

no

Is your knee in shambles?

Mega Aids?

no

Did you get diabetes, like our beloved cult leader

no

pika has diabetes?

Pika is a thicc boi

Did you get a urethral swab?

no rusp

Urethral swabs aren't bad Rusp

Prostate exam?

No

What was the real problem Dialga

Oh no

did you catch

I don't have that yet

Is dialga a gay retard??

Pika, there's an easy way to tell Diabetics have very sweet urine We'll diagnose you after the meetup

It's just a swollen bit of cartilidge in between my ribs that hurts

That sounds like hurt

well spooky, you can test my urine when you come to me

but to get to that conclusion they took my blood twice and I also barfed up todays lunch

you misspelled cum pika