general

I will take a picture of my cat if he's behind me and post it for free

1 sec let me check

nope

he's not in his usual sleeping spot

Call ol’ Zachary in

rip

RIP

Not in usual sleeping spot

Probably sleeping 6 feet under then

Rusp, how North are you in Ohio, roughly

What if you put a cat in a completely flat area with an overhead light

I'm trying to figure out whether I'll be closer to you or Pika

No thanks spooky

I can give u his exact coordinates

Probably not

bio, I know you promised not to give anything specific

but what quadrant of Ohio is Rusp in

I can make it into a riddle

Our new guest is speaking some hard truths

Don’t give anything general either

NW, NE, SW, SE

Don’t bio

Nw

Oh no

He got me

Ahh

Rusp, we're going to be really close

Might be closer than me and Pika

Now he knows about where you could kinda be but it’s a big range

Pretty sure he's said enough to compromise himself

I totally live in NorthWest Ohio

Bio, I already have more detail tbh

But it's not like I can just show up where I think Rusp is

he'd run in fucking fear

Remember that restaurant talk we had

I have the most detail

Should narrow things down

>run

spooky his leg is gone

kek

I forgot Pika

I could kill him in his sleep at any moment

If you actually show up to my house I will literally shoot you

I’m not joking

I will fucking murder you

It’s high noon

Yee haw

I miss the cocksuckers guy already

lol

vinny explain

See, for the meme I'd actually consider driving to go see Pika But then I'd have to cross a order and shit

Bopit?

With you Rusp, it'd be easy

I’m a minor

But for how much longer?

If you rape me there’ll be more charges

I could pick you up, and we could roadtrip to go see Max

It's not a crime if you say you're traveling

pick max up and come to my house so we can piss in the bucket together

Of course

Then have our wrastlin on VA soil

It’s not rape if you say no charges

brb shit time

shower time actually

same thing

Always shit before showering for maximum cleanliness

shit during your shower for minimal cleanliness

Shit in the shower for maximum time efficiency

Always shit before anal for maximum cleanliness

shit during anal

That's how you assert dominance

Shit after anal

just get one of these for your shower tbh

https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB10oYpdBHH8KJjy0Fbq6AqlpXap/Metal-Shower-Head-Enema-Device-for-sex.jpg

After anal, you no longer control when you shit

thats after too much anal

Any amount is too much