general

i'm not black

Are you sure about that?

uhh

Are you a refugee?

no

This boy just aint right

I know, Gent

⚡ 🏳️‍🌈 ⚡

Bruh

Did you say bruh

Bruh

What the fuck

we don't say bruh in here, fam

Dawg

Nigger

Dear allah

Spook

Dank

(((allah)))

Strike these foos down

checkmate atheists

As you wish my child

Throw yourself off a building first, then come to allah

Can’t wait until February, the shortest month of the year

Also known as black history month

It's only tradition

If god isn’t real why is there porn of him

True

"If it exists..."

if your dick size was compared to a month, it would be February fire

whereas mine is a chad october

Shit, that means anime is real

hey so why is 2019 the international year of the periodic table of elements

no idea

because fuck you fire

I feel slick

Thanks

Really appreciate that

You have to do that everyday bio

I knew the definition of an Amp is being changed, but I do not know about periodic tables

No

>shaving

I am a disgusting ball of hair

I’ve only ever shaved my face

And my eyebrows

I have Eastern European eyebrows

Unibrow nigga

It’s not my fault

That sounds like a u problem

I part the eyebrow sea every now and then, and will cut my beard every few months

other than that, nothing else

i don’t actually grow a unibrow

My eyebrows just grow really weird

I grow a unibrow

So I had to shave that today to

I grow like three hairs in between my two brows

Ever had hair grow on your eyes

Hate that

Yeah that sucks ass

ever had a hair grow out of your urethra? I hate that

Same max

Either that or inside of my mouth is the worst

wait does that actually happen

Ever had hair grow on someone else?

Yeah, when it sprouts off my teeth it’s the worst

It leaves little cracks

you have what now

I gotta tweeze my tongue every week

I hate when hair grows on my head

That’s so fucking annoying

man

woman

i feel like

shit

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